September 13 2026

Today was just like any other - after the stressful test, I decided to take some time to rest. I went to church, played some tennis and last but not least, played Steal an Egg.

Steal An Egg and why it’s great

Steal an Egg is just a delightful game on Roblox. You take better and better eggs, with increasing rarity, size and mutations, and try to make the most money possible whilst gaining speed on a treadmill. This is quite literally the ultimate dopamine farm, being a mix of Grow a Garden, +1 Speed Keyboard Escape (:skull:), Pet Simulator… Idk how my friends have gotten so addicted to this game - they’re literally playing until 4am to create microscopic improvements to their bases, ruining their sleep schedules for senseless virtual money. Big number go up. Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh. And I’m very happy to say that I AM ONE OF THEM!

Steal an Egg has to be a national treasure. It has to be one of the greatest games of all time. 10 million concurrent players. Hundreds of eggs and pets. I honestly can’t think of any other reasons why it’s good, but it’s good. 500 robux was spent on this game by yours truly, and I do not regret a single dollar. I need that divine egg.

(This is a joke article btw)

This is also typed by me from the future, along with the past 2 or 3 articles. I forgot which, but I would probably have stated if its future me typing.

What’s for the future?

Lol but jokes aside, as stated in my previous article, I will be posting some updates for my Electricity and Magnetism study soon! Bye!